================================================ Subject: Re: Selection vs. Election From: "Keith P. Mears" To: Date: Fri 17 Aug 2001 00:04:12 -0500 ================================================ Right on. George get's my vote in the next Presidential election. ----- Original Message ----- From: "]\[][G}{T§TÖ®]v[" To: Sent: Thursday, August 16, 2001 11:23 PM Subject: Re: Selection vs. Election > Hell... I'll post the whole thing then... LOL > > > I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. > - > I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel > governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to > crack addicts squirting out babies. > - > I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it! > - > I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or > Marilyn Manson sang. > - > I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer. > - > I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason. > - > I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized. > - > I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in > English. > - > I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular > opinions or actions. > - > I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July. > - > I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than > working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put > your pansy ass through 4-7 years of college, you haven't begun to be > enlightened. > - > I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God. > - > My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn, > Medicine Woman. > - > I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. > - > I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it. > - > I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I > am freezing my ass through a long winter? > - > I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the > desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or > been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut-the-#$%!-up > already. > - > I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson > preaches? And where does he get his money? And why is he always part of the > problem and not the solution? > - > I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running > from them. I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you are > breaking the law, regardless of what color you are. > - > I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you > deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the > next four years. > - > I hate those bastards standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap > or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause. These people > should be targets. > - > I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should > be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to > never delay the rest of us again. > - > I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food. > - > I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two > parents. > - > I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't > pretend they are a political statement. > - > I think Dr. Seuss was a genius. > - > I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the > mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise. > - > I believe if she has her lips on your willie, it is sex, and it is sex for > both of you. This even applies when you are President of the United States. > - > If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American. To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, visit: http://www.winduplist.com/ls/discuss/form.asp