================================================ Subject: throwing like a girl/invaluable info From: "Mr Mungo" To: Date: Thu 12 Jul 2001 09:53:21 +0100 ================================================ you trying to say i'm fat now??? Mr Mungo, joke attached --- Keith Mears wrote: > Is that like being "a little bit pregnant"? USEFUL BITS OF INFORMATION TO HELP YOU THROUGH > THE DAY > > If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 > days, you would have produced enough sound > energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly > seems worth it!) > > If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 > months, enough gas is produced to create the > energy of an atomic bomb. > (Now that's more like it!) > > The human heart creates enough pressure when it > pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. > > (don't think I will test this one) > > A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. > (In my next life I want to be a pig!) > > Banging your head against a wall uses 150 > calories an hour. > (Still not over that pig thing!) > > Humans and dolphins are the only species that > have sex for pleasure. > (Is that why Flipper was always smiling? And, > why isn't the pig included in this list?) > > On average people fear spiders more than they > do death. > > The strongest muscle in the body is the > tongue. > (Hmmmmm.....) > > A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. > > The ant can lift 50 timesits own weight, can > pull 30 times its own weight and always falls > over on its right side when intoxicated... > (From drinking little bottles of...? Who pays > for this research??) > > Polar bears are left-handed. > (Who knew? Who cares!) > > A flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's > like a human jumping the length of a football > field. > > A cockroach can live nine days without its head > before it starves to death. > > The male praying mantis cannot copulate while > its head is attached to its body. The female > initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. > ("Honey, I'm home. What the....") > > Some lions mate over 50 times a day. > (In my next life I still want to be a > pig...quality over quantity!) > > Butterflies taste with their feet. > (Oh, jeez!) > > Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. > > An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. > (I know some people like that.) > > Starfish don't have brains. > (I know some people like that too!) > > Remember, when someone annoys you(no names ahem), it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack the muthafucker over the head. > ____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, visit: http://www.winduplist.com/ls/discuss/form.asp