================================================ Subject: Re: NCR: yahoo** From: "Mr Mungo" To: Date: Thu 12 Jul 2001 19:20:05 +0100 ================================================ some = very small minority, sorry denise! does that mean you want more? good! here's a couple more! > What did the blonde do when she noticed that > someone > had already written on the overhead > transparency? > She turned it over and used the other side. > How does a blonde get pregnant? > And I thought blondes were dumb! > What's the difference between a counterfeit > dollar > and a skinny blonde? > One's a phony buck... > How did the blonde die ice fishing? > She was run over by the zamboni machine. > How do you get a blonde off of your knees? > Come. > How does a blond spell farm? > E-I-E-I-O > Why is a blonde like Ausralia? > They're both down under, and no one cares. > Why does a blonde like the number 77? > She likes to be 8 more. > Why don't blondes like anal sex? > They don`t like their brains being screwed > with. > What is the difference between a blonde and a > prostitute? > Prostitutes don't drive Ferrari's > What did the blonde say when she knocked over > the > priceless Ming vase? > "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt." > How does a blonde commit suicide? > She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps > off. > How do you plant dope? > Bury a blonde. > Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than > horses? > Because he didn't want them shitting in the > streets > during parades. > How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a > tree? > Wave to her. > What's the difference between a chorus line > of > blondes and a magician? > A magician has a cunning array of stunts... > What is the best blonde secretary in the > world to > have? > One that never misses a period. > What is every Blonde's ambition in life? > To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet. > > What did the Blonde say when she woke up > under the > cow? > What are you guys still doing here? > What did the Blonde say about Blonde jokes? > She said they were pretty good, but they might > offend > some Puerto Ricans. > What did the Blonde do when she heard the > British > were coming? > She stopped sucking. > What do UFO's and smart Blondes have in > common? > You keep hearing about them, but never see any. > > What does a Blonde say during a porno? > There I am!! > What do you get when you cross a Blonde and a > lawyer? > I don't know, there are some things even a > Blonde > won't do. > What do you get when you cross a Blonde and a > lawyer? > Something that when it gives you a blow job, it > won't > stop until it gets blood. > What two things in the air can get a Blonde > pregnant? > Her feet! --- Denise wrote: > Hey watch it with the blonde jokes!!!! some of > my best > friends are blonde, you know some of us do have > brains:) LOL Denise:) ____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, visit: http://www.winduplist.com/ls/discuss/form.asp