================================================ Subject: Re: NCR: yahoo From: "Mr Mungo" To: Date: Fri 13 Jul 2001 01:57:11 +0100 ================================================ that's cuz your countrymen aren't worthy of using the word bugger. Mr Mungo, more blonde jokes acumin' --- Keith Mears wrote: > I'd just like to add that the word "bugger" is > FAR under-used in this > country. > > What's the disease that paralyzes Blondes > below the > waist? > Marriage. > What's the ultimate embarassment for a > Blonde? > When her Ben-Wa balls set off the airport metal > detector. > What's six inches long, has a bald head, and > drives > Blondes crazy? > A hundred dollar bill. > How is a Blonde like a frying pan? > You have to get them hot before you put in the > meat. > How do you confuse a Blonde? > You don't. They're born that way. > Why do Blondes hate M&M's? > They're too hard to peel. > What does a Blonde say after multiple > orgasms? > Way to go team! > What does a Blonde answer to the question > "Are you > sexually active?" > "No, I just lie there." > How does the Blonde car pool work? > They all meet at work at 7:45. > What happens when a Blonde puts her panties > on > backwards? > She gets her ass chewed out. > Why was the Blonde disappointed with her trip > to > England? > She found out Big Ben is only a clock. ____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, visit: http://www.winduplist.com/ls/discuss/form.asp