================================================ Subject: Re: NCR: yahoo From: "Mr Mungo" To: Date: Thu 12 Jul 2001 10:11:56 +0100 ================================================ the problem is Bill Gates(and Keith). pure 'n' simple. Mr Mungo, more blonde jokes. not 100% clean btw > How do you know whether or not the blonde you > slept > with last night gave you a good blow-job? > The sheets are sucked up your ass. > Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange > juice > can for hours? > Because it said 'concentrate'. > Why can't blondes count to 70? > Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful. > Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? > The rest are hunt'n peckers. > How is a blonde like peanut-butter? > They spread for the bread. > What do you call a blonde on a waterbed? > Cherry Float. > What do you call a blond mother-in-law? > An air bag. > What nickname is most used by blondes in > order to > boost their popularity? > B.J. > Why are blonde's coffins Y-shaped? > Because as soon as they are on their backs, > their legs > open. > Why do Blondes wear earmuffs? > To avoid the draft. > Why do blondes get confused in the ladies > room? > They have to pull their own pants down. > What do blonde virgins eat? > Baby food. > What is 68 to a blonde? > Where she goes down on you and you owe her one. > > Why did the blonde take two hits of acid? > She wanted to go on a round trip. > Why did the blonde with a big pussy douche > with > crest? > She heard that it reduces cavities. --- ]\\[][G}{T§TÖ®]v[ wrote: > I don't think we ever actually heard a final > conclusion as to what caused > the problem. Just one day he signed up with a > yahoo account, and that was > the end of it. > ____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, visit: http://www.winduplist.com/ls/discuss/form.asp