================================================ Subject: Re: NCR: yahoo From: "Mr Mungo" To: Date: Thu 12 Jul 2001 10:09:19 +0100 ================================================ now you tell me! lol Mr Mungo > How do you get a blonde to climb on the roof? > Tell her that the drinks are on the house > What is the connection between a blonde and a > halogen headlamp? > They both get screwed on the front of a Ford > Escort > What do you call it when a blonde gets taken > over by > a demon? > A vacant posession > What did the blonde's dentist find? > Teeth in the cavity > What is a blonde doing when she holds her > hands > tightly over her ears? > She's trying to hold on to a thought > What is a blonde's idea of safe sex? > A padded dash > Why do blondes use white-out on their > computer > screens? > They couldn't find their eraser. > What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at > you? > Run like hell...she's got a hand grenade in her > mouth. > > Why did the blonde cross the road? > She wanted to see the geese because she heard > honking! > > Why was the blonde confused after giving > birth to > twins? > She couldn't figure out who the other mother > was. --- Keith Mears wrote: > Ya know, now that I think about it, I had a > friend at work who ran into a > problem like that. Turns out she was missing > some crucial DLL's. Was that > what Ross ran in to? ____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, visit: http://www.winduplist.com/ls/discuss/form.asp