================================================ Subject: Re: NCR: Days Of The New From: "Mr Mungo" To: Date: Thu 12 Jul 2001 10:20:10 +0100 ================================================ just starting to!? dunno about you, but i've been worrying about Keith for quite a while now! :-) Mr Mungo, more blonde jokes attached: --- Tanya Boyd wrote: > I'm wondering why you two are comparing > buffness...you're starting to worry > me...lol > > Tanya *who's afraid to read this topic any > further* > Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex? > She wanted to have her cock and eat it too. > Why did the blonde snort Nutra-Sweet? > She thought it was diet coke. > Why did a blonde bake a chicken for 3 and a > half > days? > It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and > she > weighed 125. > Why did the blonde put her finger over the > nail when > she was hammering? > The noise gave her a headache. > Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? > From trying to blow out lightbulbs. > What is the first thing a blonde learns when > she > takes driving lessons ? > You can also sit upright in a car. > What's the definition of a metallurgist? > A man who can tell if a platinum blonde is a > virgin > metal or a common ore. > What is the difference between a new blonde > and an > old blonde? > Vaseline and Poli-Grip. > What is the difference between blondes and > traffic > signs? > Some traffic signs say stop. > What's the difference between a blonde and a > lightbulb? > The lightbulb is smarter, but the blonde is > easier to > turn on. > What's the difference between a blonde and a > bitch? > A blonde will fuck anyone, a bitch will fuck > anyone > but you. > What's the difference between a blonde and an > ironing board? > It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing > board. ____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, visit: http://www.winduplist.com/ls/discuss/form.asp