================================================ Subject: Re: NCR: yahoo** From: "Denise" To: Date: Thu 12 Jul 2001 12:21:13 -0700 ================================================ Ross, Are you trying to get me in trouble here at work? I can hardly contain my laughter!!! Until now it's been a pretty boring day:) Carry on...>>>>>>>>LOL Denise:) --- Mr Mungo wrote: > some = very small minority, sorry denise! > does that mean you want more? good! here's a > couple more! > > > What did the blonde do when she noticed that > > someone > > had already written on the overhead > > transparency? > > She turned it over and used the other side. > > How does a blonde get pregnant? > > And I thought blondes were dumb! > > What's the difference between a counterfeit > > dollar > > and a skinny blonde? > > One's a phony buck... > > How did the blonde die ice fishing? > > She was run over by the zamboni machine. > > How do you get a blonde off of your knees? > > Come. > > How does a blond spell farm? > > E-I-E-I-O > > Why is a blonde like Ausralia? > > They're both down under, and no one cares. > > Why does a blonde like the number 77? > > She likes to be 8 more. > > Why don't blondes like anal sex? > > They don`t like their brains being screwed > > with. > > What is the difference between a blonde and a > > prostitute? > > Prostitutes don't drive Ferrari's > > What did the blonde say when she knocked over > > the > > priceless Ming vase? > > "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt." > > How does a blonde commit suicide? > > She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps > > off. > > How do you plant dope? > > Bury a blonde. > > Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than > > horses? > > Because he didn't want them shitting in the > > streets > > during parades. > > How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a > > tree? > > Wave to her. > > What's the difference between a chorus line > > of > > blondes and a magician? > > A magician has a cunning array of stunts... > > What is the best blonde secretary in the > > world to > > have? > > One that never misses a period. > > What is every Blonde's ambition in life? > > To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet. > > > > What did the Blonde say when she woke up > > under the > > cow? > > What are you guys still doing here? > > What did the Blonde say about Blonde jokes? > > She said they were pretty good, but they might > > offend > > some Puerto Ricans. > > What did the Blonde do when she heard the > > British > > were coming? > > She stopped sucking. > > What do UFO's and smart Blondes have in > > common? > > You keep hearing about them, but never see any. > > > > What does a Blonde say during a porno? > > There I am!! > > What do you get when you cross a Blonde and a > > lawyer? > > I don't know, there are some things even a > > Blonde > > won't do. > > What do you get when you cross a Blonde and a > > lawyer? > > Something that when it gives you a blow job, it > > won't > > stop until it gets blood. > > What two things in the air can get a Blonde > > pregnant? > > Her feet! > > > --- Denise wrote: > Hey > watch it with the blonde jokes!!!! some of > > my best > > friends are blonde, you know some of us do have > > brains:) LOL Denise:) > > > ____________________________________________________________ > Do You Yahoo!? > Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at > http://mail.yahoo.co.uk > or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get personalized email addresses from Yahoo! Mail http://personal.mail.yahoo.com/ To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, visit: http://www.winduplist.com/ls/discuss/form.asp