================================================ Subject: Re: Odp: yo! Fav Creed CD From: "Ross Johnson" To: Date: Thu 5 Jul 2001 15:22:34 +0100 ================================================ theory only classes never work. (IMO) Mr Mungo, our school didn't have the resources of fun stuff like bananas.... --- ]\\[][G}{T§TÖ®]v[ wrote: > Oh sure... several times... it was a mandatory > class... > First time I had to take it, I slept through the > entire week's worth of > classes... learned nothing but how to keep from > snoring in the middle of a > "learning video". > Second time I had to take it (for a reason why I > took it twice, see > description of the first time), when the banana's > came out, and where we > were supposed to "practice", I made the observation > that a condom could > probably hold very large quantities of water, and > being so thin, would blow > up rather nicely when they hit something > (someone)... visualize a third > story classroom window, with a bunch of 8th graders > outside... > THIRD time I had to take it, I just wanted out of > the damn class, so I > listened to everything that the teacher had to say, > and watched the video at > the end... not the kind of video you're thinking of > either, Keith... and > wrote an exam on why I won't get pregnant before I > turn 18, and how to avoid > getting pregnant when I don't want to be... and I > did rather nicely, and > when I turned 18, I still wasn't pregnant, so I MUST > have learned something > there. Yeah, my school was a mess... but where else > can you have a water > fight with condoms, and only have to take a 1 week > class over, where they > supply you with... yep, you guessed it... more water > balloons... I mean, > condoms. > > ¤]\[][G}{T§TÖ®]v[¤ > http://NightStorm.isyourgod.com/ > NightStorm_Draco_@hotmail.com > NightStorm_Draco@creedlist.com > NightStorm@isyourgod.com > I've seen the wicked fruit of your vine, Destroy the > man who lacks a strong > mind > Human pride sings a vengeful song Inspired by the > times you've been walked > on > My stage is shared by many millions, Who lift their > hands up high because > they feel this > We are one We are strong, The more you hold us down > the more we press on > What if you did? What if you lied? What if I avenge? > What if eye for an eye? > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: Keith Mears > To: > Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2001 2:27 AM > Subject: Re: Odp: yo! Fav Creed CD > > > > You had a sex-ed class? Man, I feel cheated.... > > To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the > Creed-Discuss list, visit: > http://www.winduplist.com/ls/discuss/form.asp ____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, visit: http://www.winduplist.com/ls/discuss/form.asp