================================================ Subject: Re: Odp: yo! Fav Creed CD From: "Keith Mears" To: Date: Thu 5 Jul 2001 02:41:54 -0500 ================================================ If I say it was me, can I get 40 lashes with any kind of noodle? ----- Original Message ----- From: "Debbi R" To: Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2001 2:08 AM Subject: Re: Odp: yo! Fav Creed CD > WHO STOLE MY SENTENCES??? > > > -----Original Message----- > From: Creed Discussion List [mailto:CREED-DISCUSS@WINDUPLIST.COM] On > Behalf Of Debbi R > Sent: Wednesday, July 04, 2001 11:57 PM > To: CREED-DISCUSS@WINDUPLIST.COM > Subject: Re: Odp: yo! Fav Creed CD > > > -----Original Message----- > From: Creed Discussion List [mailto:CREED-DISCUSS@WINDUPLIST.COM] On > Behalf Of Keith Mears > Sent: Wednesday, July 04, 2001 11:48 PM > To: CREED-DISCUSS@WINDUPLIST.COM > Subject: Re: Odp: yo! Fav Creed CD > > > OH. MY. GOD. Forgive me, I will try to craft a more pertinent reply > when I can stop laughing! What a CLASSIC story! > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "]\[][G}{T§TÖ®]v[" > To: > Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2001 1:22 AM > Subject: Re: Odp: yo! Fav Creed CD > > > > Oh sure... several times... it was a mandatory class... > > First time I had to take it, I slept through the entire week's worth > > of classes... learned nothing but how to keep from snoring in the > > middle of a "learning video". Second time I had to take it (for a > > reason why I took it twice, see description of the first time), when > > the banana's came out, and where we were supposed to "practice", I > > made the observation that a condom could probably hold very large > > quantities of water, and being so thin, would > blow > > up rather nicely when they hit something (someone)... visualize a > > third story classroom window, with a bunch of 8th graders outside... > > THIRD time I had to take it, I just wanted out of the damn class, so I > > > listened to everything that the teacher had to say, and watched the > > video > at > > the end... not the kind of video you're thinking of either, Keith... > > and wrote an exam on why I won't get pregnant before I turn 18, and > > how to > avoid > > getting pregnant when I don't want to be... and I did rather nicely, > > and when I turned 18, I still wasn't pregnant, so I MUST have learned > something > > there. Yeah, my school was a mess... but where else can you have a > > water fight with condoms, and only have to take a 1 week class over, > > where they supply you with... yep, you guessed it... more water > > balloons... I mean, condoms. > > > > To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, > visit: > http://www.winduplist.com/ls/discuss/form.asp > > To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, visit: > http://www.winduplist.com/ls/discuss/form.asp > > > To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, visit: http://www.winduplist.com/ls/discuss/form.asp