================================================ Subject: Re: Odp: yo! Fav Creed CD From: "Keith Mears" To: Date: Thu 5 Jul 2001 01:48:23 -0500 ================================================ OH. MY. GOD. Forgive me, I will try to craft a more pertinent reply when I can stop laughing! What a CLASSIC story! ----- Original Message ----- From: "]\[][G}{T§TÖ®]v[" To: Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2001 1:22 AM Subject: Re: Odp: yo! Fav Creed CD > Oh sure... several times... it was a mandatory class... > First time I had to take it, I slept through the entire week's worth of > classes... learned nothing but how to keep from snoring in the middle of a > "learning video". > Second time I had to take it (for a reason why I took it twice, see > description of the first time), when the banana's came out, and where we > were supposed to "practice", I made the observation that a condom could > probably hold very large quantities of water, and being so thin, would blow > up rather nicely when they hit something (someone)... visualize a third > story classroom window, with a bunch of 8th graders outside... > THIRD time I had to take it, I just wanted out of the damn class, so I > listened to everything that the teacher had to say, and watched the video at > the end... not the kind of video you're thinking of either, Keith... and > wrote an exam on why I won't get pregnant before I turn 18, and how to avoid > getting pregnant when I don't want to be... and I did rather nicely, and > when I turned 18, I still wasn't pregnant, so I MUST have learned something > there. Yeah, my school was a mess... but where else can you have a water > fight with condoms, and only have to take a 1 week class over, where they > supply you with... yep, you guessed it... more water balloons... I mean, > condoms. > > ¤]\[][G}{T§TÖ®]v[¤ > http://NightStorm.isyourgod.com/ > NightStorm_Draco_@hotmail.com > NightStorm_Draco@creedlist.com > NightStorm@isyourgod.com > I've seen the wicked fruit of your vine, Destroy the man who lacks a strong > mind > Human pride sings a vengeful song Inspired by the times you've been walked > on > My stage is shared by many millions, Who lift their hands up high because > they feel this > We are one We are strong, The more you hold us down the more we press on > What if you did? What if you lied? What if I avenge? What if eye for an eye? > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: Keith Mears > To: > Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2001 2:27 AM > Subject: Re: Odp: yo! Fav Creed CD > > > > You had a sex-ed class? Man, I feel cheated.... > > To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, visit: > http://www.winduplist.com/ls/discuss/form.asp > > > To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, visit: http://www.winduplist.com/ls/discuss/form.asp