================================================ Subject: Re: Odp: yo! Fav Creed CD From: "Debbi R" To: Date: Thu 5 Jul 2001 00:08:28 -0700 ================================================ WHO STOLE MY SENTENCES??? -----Original Message----- From: Creed Discussion List [mailto:CREED-DISCUSS@WINDUPLIST.COM] On Behalf Of Debbi R Sent: Wednesday, July 04, 2001 11:57 PM To: CREED-DISCUSS@WINDUPLIST.COM Subject: Re: Odp: yo! Fav Creed CD -----Original Message----- From: Creed Discussion List [mailto:CREED-DISCUSS@WINDUPLIST.COM] On Behalf Of Keith Mears Sent: Wednesday, July 04, 2001 11:48 PM To: CREED-DISCUSS@WINDUPLIST.COM Subject: Re: Odp: yo! Fav Creed CD OH. MY. GOD. Forgive me, I will try to craft a more pertinent reply when I can stop laughing! What a CLASSIC story! ----- Original Message ----- From: "]\[][G}{T§TÖ®]v[" To: Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2001 1:22 AM Subject: Re: Odp: yo! Fav Creed CD > Oh sure... several times... it was a mandatory class... > First time I had to take it, I slept through the entire week's worth > of classes... learned nothing but how to keep from snoring in the > middle of a "learning video". Second time I had to take it (for a > reason why I took it twice, see description of the first time), when > the banana's came out, and where we were supposed to "practice", I > made the observation that a condom could probably hold very large > quantities of water, and being so thin, would blow > up rather nicely when they hit something (someone)... visualize a > third story classroom window, with a bunch of 8th graders outside... > THIRD time I had to take it, I just wanted out of the damn class, so I > listened to everything that the teacher had to say, and watched the > video at > the end... not the kind of video you're thinking of either, Keith... > and wrote an exam on why I won't get pregnant before I turn 18, and > how to avoid > getting pregnant when I don't want to be... and I did rather nicely, > and when I turned 18, I still wasn't pregnant, so I MUST have learned something > there. Yeah, my school was a mess... but where else can you have a > water fight with condoms, and only have to take a 1 week class over, > where they supply you with... yep, you guessed it... more water > balloons... I mean, condoms. > To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, visit: http://www.winduplist.com/ls/discuss/form.asp To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, visit: http://www.winduplist.com/ls/discuss/form.asp