================================================ Subject: NCR: Womens vocabulary and definition...... :) From: "Tasha Martinez" To: Date: Sun 1 Jul 2001 02:48:26 EDT ================================================ >Fine: >This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are >right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how >woman >looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. > >Five minutes: >This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your >football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an > >even trade. > >Nothing: >This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is >usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you >inside >out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument >thatT >will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine". > >Go Ahead (with raised eyebrows): >This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over >"Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine". > >Go Ahead (normal eyebrows): >This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You >will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by >"Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" >when she >cools off. > >Loud Sigh: >This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very >misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot >at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and > >arguing with you over "Nothing". > >Soft Sigh: >Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the >few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best >bet >is to not move or breathe and she will stay content. > >Oh: >This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example; "Oh, let me get > >that". Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night". >If she says "Oh" before a statement, run, do not walk, to the nearest >exit. >She will tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done tossing your >clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at >least 2 >days. "Oh" as the lead to a sentence usually signifies that you are >caught in >a lie. Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get raised >eyebrows "Go ahead" followed by acts so unspeakable that I can't bring >myself to write about them. > >That's Okay: >This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a >man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before >paying >you retributions for what ever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" >is >often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised >eyebrow. > >"Go Ahead". >At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you >are going to be in some mighty big trouble. > >Please Do: >This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the >chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing >whatever it is >that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be >careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay". > >Thanks: >A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you're welcome. > >Thanks A Lot: >This is much different than "Thanks". A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" >when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt >her in >some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful >not to >ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh", as she will only tell you >"Nothing" To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, visit: http://www.winduplist.com/ls/discuss/form.asp