================================================ Subject: NCR: Girl poem......... From: "Tasha Martinez" To: Date: Sun 1 Jul 2001 02:41:57 EDT ================================================ >Girl Poem > >I shave my legs, >I sit down to pee. >And I can justify any, >shopping spree. > >Don't go to a barber, >but a beauty salon. >I can get a massage >without a hard-on. > >I can balance the checkbook, >I can pump my own gas. >Can talk to my friends, >about the size of my ass. > >My beauty's a masterpiece, >and yes, it takes long. >At least I can admit, >to others when I'm wrong. > >I don't drive in circles, >at any cost.! >And I don't have a problem, >admitting I'm lost. > >I never forget, >an important date. >You just gotta deal with it, >I'm usually late. > >I don't watch movies, >with lots of gore. >Don't need instant replay, >to remember the score. > >I won't lose my hair, >I don't get jock itch. >And just cause I'm assertive, >Don't call me a bitch. > >Don't say to your friends, >Oh yeah, I can get her. >In your dreams, my dear, >I can do better! > >Flowers are okay, >But jewelry's best. >Would you look at my face, >Not at my chest! > >I don't have a problem, >With Expressing my feelings. >I know when you're lying, >You look at the ceiling. > >Don't call me a girl, >A babe or a chick. >I am a WOMAN, >Get it, you prick?! To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, visit: http://www.winduplist.com/ls/discuss/form.asp