================================================ Subject: NCR: (joke) You know when you're trailer trash when............ From: "Tasha Martinez" To: Date: Sun 1 Jul 2001 02:37:58 EDT ================================================ > > YOU KNOW YOU'RE TRAILER TRASH WHEN > > > > > > > > > > * The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than > > your > > spouse. > > > > > * You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table > > in > > front of her kids. > > > > > * You've been married three times and still have the same > in-laws. > > > > > * You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a > > different > > night. > > > > > * Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People". > > > > > * You think Genitalia is an Italian airline. > > > > > * You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean. > > > > > * Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, > y'all > > watch this" > > > > > * You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl. > > > > > * You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. > > > > > * Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. > > > > > * You go to your family reunion looking for a date. > > > > > * Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare. > > > > > * You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner > > are,"Gentlemen, start your engines. > > > > > * You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right > off > > its wheels. > > > > > * You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures. > > > > > * The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on > > how > > much gas it has in it. > > > > > * You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge. > > > > > * One of your kids was born on a pool table. > > > > > * Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same > > grade. > > > > > * You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at > > the > > House of Tattoos. > > > > > * You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front > > yard. > > > > > * Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a law > > against > > it. > > > > > * You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school. > > > > > * You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. > > > > > * Your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos. > > > > > * Your toilet paper has page numbers on it. To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, visit: http://www.winduplist.com/ls/discuss/form.asp