================================================ Subject: NCR: (joke ) MONEY.............. From: "Tasha Martinez" To: Date: Sun 1 Jul 2001 02:57:25 EDT ================================================ "Money" It can buy a House - But not a Home It can buy a Bed - But not Sleep It can buy a Clock - But not Time It can buy you a Book - But not Knowledge It can buy you a Position - But not Respect It can buy you Medicine - But not Health It can buy you Blood - But not Life It can buy you Sex - But not Love So you see, money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because I am your Friend. I am your Friend, and as your Friend, I want to take away your pain and suffering... So send me all your money and I will suffer for you. To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, visit: http://www.winduplist.com/ls/discuss/form.asp