Don't read this if you don't like curse words! ~Moonchild
> >The Most Powerful Word......
> >
> >Well, shit.........
> >
> >Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language.
> >
> >You can be shit faced,
> >shit out of luck.
> >or have shit for brains.
> >
> >With a little effort,
> >you can get your shit together,
> >find a place for your shit,
> >or decide to shit or get off the pot.
> >
> >You can smoke shit,
> >buy shit,
> >sell shit,
> >lose shit,
> >find shit,
> >forget shit,
> >and tell others to eat shit and die.
> >
> >Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference
> >between shit and shineola.
> >
> >There are lucky shits,
> >dumb shits,
> >crazy shits,
> >and sweet shits.
> >There is bull shit,
> >horse shit and,
> >chicken shit.
> >
> >You can throw shit,
> >sling shit,
> >catch shit,
> >shoot shit,
> >or duck when shit hits the fan.
> >
> >You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
> >You can find yourself in deep shit,
> >or be happier than a pig in shit.
> >
> >Some days are colder than shit,
> >some days are hotter than shit,
> >and some days are just plain shitty.
> >
> >Some music sounds like shit,
> >things can look like shit,
> >and there are times when you feel like shit.
> >
> >You can have too much shit,
> >not enough shit,
> >the right shit,
> >the wrong shit or
> >a lot of weird shit.
> >
> >You can carry shit,
> >have a mountain of shit,
> >or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
> >
> >Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit,
> >and other times you swim in a lake of shit
> >and come out smelling like a rose.
> >
> >When you stop to consider all the facts,
> >it's the basic building block of creation.
> >
> >And remember, once you know your shit,
> >you don't need to know anything else!
> >
> >You could pass this along,
> >............if you give a shit.