texicans/texians/texas/ppl from texas/jackasses

From: "Ross Johnson" <rossjohnson@ROSSJOHNSON.FREESERVE.CO.UK>
To: <CREED-DISCUSS@WINDUPLIST.COM>
Date: Mon
7 May 2001 02:18:01 +0100

From: Jackson Crawford

    <sigh>Ross, you cheap bastard...
 
- most people say i'm a cheap slut, but i guess bastard is ok too...
 
you know, "Texican" is a term that we use for Texans of Mexican descent,
 
it's also Mungoish for those miserable fuckers from that big state in the states.
 
and my having no Mexican blood whatsoever in me (and being firmly opposed to further Mexican immigration in to Texas), I don't know whether I should be offended or slightly complimented that you would mention me in a first message to a newbie...
 
- well, if you scratch mine, i'll scratch yours.
 
if you want to call me anything other than "Texan",
 
*loud giggles* anything??? i like the sound of that! :-)
 
"Texian" works because that is a term for those amongst us whose ancestors fought for the Texas Republic.
 
shooting yourself in the foot is a term that comes to mind!! :-)
 
 
    Miserable, whining, stubborn, humorless species? If I didn't know better, I'd say that you were describing jackasses!
 
you said it, not me!
 
Come, come, we may get sort of miserable come summertime, but we don't whine about it, and we sure as hell don't lack senses of humor!
 
sort of!? haha! a classic in the making that is mate!
i got a couple of nice, pleasant private emails from a few texicans a few weeks back, and OMG! they whined!! bet most of them had ginger hair aswell! :-)
they also didn't seem to be overflowing with humour, which i most admit surprises me. I thought you'd soon get a sense of humour living in a state with you lot.
 
Stubborn, though, I take that one as a compliment.
 
'normal' people don't.
 
    And once I figure out who in the hell Frank Spencer is, I'm comin' after ya fer that comment too! "Flavor o' the Month", indeed...

FS is a God. It was a compliement, as was the rest of the email!

Mr Mungo, bought a stereo today. it's blue and purple.