================================================ Subject: Facelessman's traffic ticket! Defenately NCR but worth reading From: To: Date: Mon 30 Apr 2001 00:40:01 EDT ================================================ Hey everyone I am just writing to share what happened to me last night. I was driving down the main street in my town when these wild parrots that have been hanging around my town were up on the wires above screeching and carrying on. I was going through this intersection when one of them flew down towards my truck and hit my windshield. The stupid parrot got it's claw stuck under my windshield wiper. I tried reaching outside my window to shake him off ,but I couldn't reach it. I didn't know what else to do and here is this stupid parrot flopping around on my windshield. My Fiance told me to turn on the windshield wipers so maybe it would shake it free. I turned the wipers on and the parrot flew to my left off the windshield and hit the car to the left of me. I looked over and it was a police car. The officer then slowed down and got behind me then he turned on his lights and chirped his siren. I pulled over and asked the officer what did I do wrong? He said the reason I pulled you over was ,because you Flipped me the Bird. LOL I liked it anyways Take care and I hope you liked it like I did when a friend told me this one. Facelessman42001 :-)> To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, visit: http://www.winduplist.com/ls/discuss/form.asp