My point, ya see, is not to get
across information on any specific states, just more generally that people in
the southern and western U.S. do not well-receive being referred to as "Yanks" .
It's residual bitterness from our great-great (or great-great-great, or
great-great-great-great, whatever) grandparents losing the war for southern
independence from the Northeasterners and Californians. You know, it's like
calling a Scot an Englishman, there was a failed fight for independence that
still, despite and perhaps even because of that failure, generates a great deal
of hubris (especially for Texas, because we can leave the U.S. whenever we damn
well please and no one can do anything about it) - as Cartman (of South Park)
says - "You can't just ignore more than a century of anguished pride! Long live
the Confederacy!"
British or English? Hell I don't
know. But you see, that's part of getting a point across, if you're not English
but are Welsh or Scottish or North Irish or whatever you don't want to be called
English even though that's what most Americans would call you (or a Euro, or
less flattering terms - how about "frog"...oooooooh...). Similarly, Southerners
and Westerners (REAL Westerners, not the damn Californians and to a lesser
extent the Oregonians - no offense to any Blue Bellies that might be reading
this) don't want to be called "Yanks". I know, I know - here I am acting the
part of the uber-proud Texan and I'm logged on to the Net (whilst most of my
extended family is back on the farm, literally). But you get the
point.
What term would you use for Texans,
huh? Why don't you come out and just say it...
And Chichester is somewhere in West
Sussex, that's about all I know.
Look, Ross, and anyone else that has
taken some interest in this rather odd conversation, I'm not trying to stir up
any regional hostilities or offend anyone, I'm just having myself a hell of a
lot of fun debating this nonsense.
ANYWAY...
I'll see you guys around, I s'pose -
I think I've had enough of this for tonight. And remember that there are those
amongst us that'd be making quite the "gen-you-WINE ruckus" out of all this,
whereas I'm just making half-assed defenses of Texas and the South and the West
and whatnot. At least I'm not flyin' over there to lynch your Euro ass with a
2x4, a crowbar, a pickup, some chains, and a .44 (a family favorite). I'm just
jokin' around, see. I hope everyone recognizes that. But, seriously, I know
damned good and well that there are some other Southerners, Westerners, and even
some "fella" Texans on here, and we don't take kindly to that "Yank"
crap.
Oh man, I swear, I've laughed my way
through this. Hope you've, er, enjoyed it as much as I've. Have fun, and rock on
(even if you are a redcoat!)!
Jackson Wade Crawford - The Raven of Texas/ Corvvs
Texanis
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