I never said you DIDN’T have a sense of humor, I said you needed to
learn how to understand a joke.  However, If “KISS MY ASS KEITH”, with
NO precursor, is supposed to be funny, then no, you DON’T have a sense
of humor (there, NOW I said it).

And next time you backtrack that quickly, try wearing a beeper.  Someone
could get hurt that way.

NP: Flying in A Blue Dream, Joe Satriani